STATUS UPDATE

Moderate interest in life.
Tiredness level through the week was high.
Number of new people spoken to was very high, approximately 20.
Number of times I got into a train was 13.
Number of heavy brick like books transported home was 9.
Number of steps climbed per day was approximately 220.
Frequency of boredom was daily.
Number of pieces of cake eaten was 8.
Interest in running away is nonzero.
Nonzero wish to meet somebody who is far off.
Constant realization of mundanity of life.
Number of people I reasonably like at new workplace is 2.
Amount of sense in life is zero but appears more.
Amount of money in bank account is slightly nonzero.
Amount of weight gained is higher than I expected.
Zero sport.
Full dumbness
Fully mechanical.